• Is that a turtle in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Oh, it is a turtle? Ok then [Weird]
    March 12, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Stop doomscrolling and do this for mental health [Silly]
    March 12, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Oh Fffaarrkk, I suppose it would be inevitable in a place like Vt., but my daughter lives 5 miles from there and has a 4 month old [News]
    March 12, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Reminder: "Take a Toddler, Leave a Toddler" still not a thing [Strange]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Texas Rangers pull tetas - Some people are willing to pay very good money for that [Followup]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Woman 1 shoots woman 2 in the shoulder. Woman 1 then accidentally shoots herself. Woman 2 spits in the face on the paramedic treating her wound. The aristocrats? [Dumbass]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Photoshop this cat shadow [Photoshop]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Just drove over from the station, and boy are my perps tired. Get it? "Tired" Take my life, please. #Har-de-har-har [Murica]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • The NTSB says "On second thought, having helicopter routes that intersect with final approach vectors for one of the nation's busiest airports was probably a bad idea" [Obvious]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • West Texas measles outbreak expands to three states. Texas lieutenant governor proposes to change the name to New York measles [Sick]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Man broke into apartment, hit victim in face with frying pan. As one does [Stupid]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • TikTok "Tunnel Girl" keeps digging a hole for herself [Followup]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Dihydrogen monoxide falling from the sky is more dangerous than ever [Scary]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Girl scouts sued over alleged heavy metals. Iron Maiden wanted for questioning [Sick]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • "Sex-mad cop who embarked on hot tub bonkathon during work makes surprising career switch." There's a word you don't see often: Bonkathon. Bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon bonkathon (possi
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Photoshop these three [Photoshop]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Suddenly, Giant Pacific octopus [Cool]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Embalmer arrested for cutting of sex offender's tallywacker. I'm willing to bet there's more to the story here [Strange]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Miracle Spring Water shilled by christian television network results in fine given by mortals [Followup]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Crashed cargo ship had no NaCN, which clearly means Naturalized Canadians [Followup]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • The Pope has seemingly beaten double pneumonia - Dean Wormer inconsolable [Followup]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Now if someone asks if you live under a rock, you can proudly say that you do [Weird]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Things aren't looking great for your manslaughter trial when your actions are the subject of a multi-million lawsuit, and your state has passed a law named after your victim to make sure that what you did never happens again [Fail]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes cuts from Nonfat Elvis, Fiat Lux, DFX2, our AA block, and an In Memoriam. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #685. Starts @1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options [Liv
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • The Merriam-Webster word of the day for March 11 is quark, as in "The quantum ducks say quark, quark" [Amusing]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Should Maryland just take over DC? I mean, that's a thing we're apparently allowed to do now, right? [Interesting]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • "The screams of hell, Kyle. I can hear them faintly now. They are going to roll out the red carpet for you. At that point, when the person you could have been meets the person you are, you will realise your miserable fate will last for eternity" [Hero]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Today in "I can't believe it's not MadLibs": Transgender Tiktok influencer is jailed for three years in Indonesia for telling Jesus to get his hair cut [Strange]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Teen werewolf sets Guinness World Record for having the hairiest male face in the world. One guesses that's sort of an accomplishment (possible nsfw content on page) [Weird]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Guys, you might want to sit down for the latest Gen Z innovation. I mean, this is truly some world-shaking stuff, an idea that humanity has never even considered before. Ready? Get this: Women wearing jacket and ties. HOW DO THEY DO IT? [Facepalm]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • 'Man claims he was shot by his dog while lying in bed' [Awkward]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Photoshop this painting of an artist drawing [Photoshop]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Today is the fifth anniversary of the start of the COVID-19 pandemic. We learned nothing and are less prepared for the next one [Followup]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Full Self Diving [Amusing]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Ten red flags for men who haven't matured emotionally, although the diapers and pacifiers are usually dead giveaways [Facepalm]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Day 1,112 of WW3. Reality-deficient Elmo blames Ukraine for DDoS attack on Xitter. UAF sends record number of drones into Mordor, and Ukraine is the world's #1 importer of weapons for some strange reason. This is your Tuesday Ukraine war thread [News]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Crisis actor who works for the Onion not murdered by Soros' antifa supersoldiers. Gay frogs inconsolable [Murica]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Los Angeles County D.A. asks the court to deny the previous district attorney's motion for resentencing of the Menendez brothers for the Netflix sequel [Followup]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Abergavenny Man claims something that is likely actually happening, for a change [Scary]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • For those of you with any funds left in your 2024 FSA accounts, please remember that you must spend that money by the 15th or you will just be handing it over to the orange shiatgibbon. Link goes to eligible item list [PSA]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • The cause of the Long Island Pine Barrens wildfire has been discovered: S'mores [Facepalm]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Orlando weatherman keeps broadcasting as tornado hits his studio live on the air [Florida]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Weiner arrested for crash, exposing weiner [Weeners]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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  • Hello, 911 emergency? Yes, I'd like to report that my mom just ate my ice cream. Also, she makes me take baths and I think that's really unfair [Facepalm]
    March 11, 2025 from Fark.com
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