• All is not bleak news in this era of Trump, this NPR roundup of good news stories that is just what we needed [Spiffy]
    December 25, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • The release of the Gaetz report, like the report released on Clarence Thomas' ethics violations, is a reminder that investigations still matter. That way, when nothing at all happens, at least you know that something should have. Which is nice [Fail]
    December 25, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • An update on Bill Clinton's discharge. No, not that one [Followup]
    December 25, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • When asked to take a field sobriety test, she replied "I'm too high for that" [Dumbass]
    December 25, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • It is not wise to burn bridges. It could affect your career, your personal life, or in this case, your daily jog [Weird]
    December 25, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Tired of the same old "cost of the 12 days of Christmas" article? Well, here's what it would cost to live like the 'Home Alone' family today, according to financial advisors. AhHhHhHhH [Interesting]
    December 25, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Playing divorced parents for better presents is common, but encouraging a rolling gun battle is a bit much kid [Scary]
    December 25, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • In a town with a population of 2 you take turns caroling [Sappy]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • The average Briton pushes out major CO2 on Christmas day. Talk about a cracker surprise [Awkward]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Televangelist and charlatan Kenneth Copeland claims he made a deal with God. Wait, isn't it the other guy who makes deals? [Creepy]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Photoshop this jolly fireplace [Photoshop]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Unofficial explanation of the Gettysburg shoot down of a U.S. F-18. Bonus: a second plane almost got destroyed [Followup]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Stay with the Daily Star for live, die hard coverage of the Nakatomi Plaza explosion in LA: Shots fired as 30 hostages taken at the ultra-futuristic office building on Xmas Eve (possible nsfw content on page) [News]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • When chair lifts collide [Scary]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Pharmacist to Walgreens, 2014: I'll build my own pharmacy, where only *I* make the rules. Feds to same pharmacist, 2024: yeah, about that "making your own rules" part [Murica]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Europe's far-right is hoping you'll focus on the name and country of origin of the person accused of the German market attack and not the fact that he's actually on their side [Obvious]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • OW My BALLS [Obvious]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • "Just got downgraded for a dog" [Misc]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • I guess it's a good thing nobody could afford those eggs anyway [Scary]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Florida Man gets CEO killer Mangione tattoo on leg. Because Florida [Dumbass]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Prepare the sacrifices, the next massive volcanic eruption is coming soon and will cause chaos throughout the world [Scary]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Good news for those of you who have your head buried in your 'smart' phone 24/7: Jaywalking will be legal in NYC in 2025 [Facepalm]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Hotblack Desiato unavailable for comment [Cool]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • For those keeping count, Santa just delivered his 2 billionth package of the season [Cool]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Photoshop this dam down under [Photoshop]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Rudolph, the red-nosed alpaca [Interesting]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Do YOU know what firkytoodling, betwitterment and spifflicated mean? If not, then you don't know the old dialect of England [Spiffy]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Woman and baby survive drunk driving crash for the second time. Someone should really take the keys away from that baby [Scary]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Massachusetts police officers, Farkers, have problems with finishing too quickly [Obvious]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Cool: Researchers studying the asteroid returned from space and found organic matter. Damn: because Earth microbes colonized it even in the clean room [Awkward]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Your package may be lost. And underwater [Fail]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • TFA's headline says it's a list of Christmas movies to match any mood you might be feeling, but subby looked and didn't see any category for "Ready to murder everyone." LIES [Interesting]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Behold the giant earthworms of the island of Rum. We must conquer the worms for he who controls the spice controls the island of Rum and also Coke [Cool]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
    [link] [17 comments]
  • Caption these beachcombers [Caption]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Florida mafia member mired in marital misfortune makes a mysterious mouth. Most likely because of the cigarettes hidden between his genitalia [Florida]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
    [link] [23 comments]
  • Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes cuts from The Bolshoi, Peter Murphy, The Call, and Front 242. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #663. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options [Live]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • NNL SPECIAL EDITION - LYRICS / VERSE - Fark's 2024 Headline of the Year CATEGORY AWARD WINNERS [FarkBlog]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Your annual 'How much would the 12 days of Christmas cost' article. They left out the 4 pounds of back bacon and the 3 French toasts [Silly]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • "Yo, the vibes are strong with me 'cause God's got me here to drop skibidi news for the broke. I'm here to hype up the lit freedom vibes for those locked up and help the literally blind af see again, like a real life superhero for the persecuted af" [Stup
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • So what you're telling me is that Doomsday Preppers are so obsessed with prepping for Doomsday that they don't actually care if the shelters they're prepping are going to protect them or not? [Obvious]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Santa Tracker is up and running. Someone watch out for that jolly fat bastard [Live]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
    [link] [21 comments]
  • ...and he cried to the pigs as he swerved out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night" [Awkward]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • SAY HELLO TO YOUR LiDDLE FRENS [Obvious]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Abergavenny Man meets the Ghost of Christmas Present after sleeping off a 15-pinter, promptly takes it to the pub [Amusing]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Wait. A secret Ukrainian drone command post where enemy soldiers are seen as prey? Wouldn't that basically describe every secret drone command post on Earth? [Obvious]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Photoshop this surfer [Photoshop]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Seton Hall names a buddy of the defrocked Cardinal Ted 'Fingers' McCarrick to be its president. I mean it has been 3 years since he was implicated in covering up child molestation, isn't that long enough? [Sad]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Flying American to be home for the holidays? No you aren't. Update: yes you are [News]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Day 1035 of WW3: Ukraine deploys all-ROBOT battleforce for the first time as deadly tech is launched at Putin's troops in Kharkiv assault. The evolving presence of Skynet and T-1000 Terminators nods approvingly. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war thread [News]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
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  • Wharf collapse sends three people into the ocean, proving his observation that today WAS a good day to dive [Scary]
    December 24, 2024 from Fark.com
    [link] [11 comments]
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